Hello guys my name is Tom, and ever since the puberty fairy left money under my pillow and then fluttered off with my first pair of crusty socks, I've been gob smacked by shirtless professional wrestlers, kickboxers, bodybuilders and shirtless guys in general (of all shapes and sizes). I loved watching pro wrestling as a kid and then wrestling with the kids in the neighborhood. At night, in my dreams, I would be wrestling with the other neighborhood kids’ hot brothers and dads.

My interest in wrestling with guys is still as strong as ever; but I’ve also developed an appetite for gut punching, stakes matches, size differences and age mismatches. Then also mix in a few chokes and sleepers and other fetish holds such as trampling, barefoot scenes, and even a bloody nose or black-eye and I’m still stoked by this incredible world.

I’m a level-headed guy that enjoys submission and pro-mission matches the most. I’m an equal opportunity destroyer of both the smooth and the hairy, the sinewy and the beefy. I can guarantee you a fun and competitive match and if you want to put your manhood on the line that can also be arranged. Whether you’re a freshly minted jobber, or someone who thrives on the golden age of wrestling, I can adapt my style to your skill and comfort level and interest.

Q&A session # 5 with "the Bull”:

Q.) Hello Bull, thanks for joining us again for another round of "shoot interviews". We thought we'd do things a bit different today, since the year is almost half over… How have you adhered to your New Year's resolutions?

A.) Thanks for having me (anonymous roving reporter). Yes, I actually have done a good job with my resolutions. A major objective for the year was to get my weight down from "super mega destroyer" to a more reasonable " Jesus Christ he's big but, yeah, I'd wrestle him" weight class. Things are progressing slowly but surely. I've lost 40 pounds and I think that I'd like to drop down another 40. I'm more agile, have more energy and feel like a "new Jan Brady".

You know, yesterday we lost one of the greats, Hulk Hogan. He was a racist son of a bitch, and I disagreed with his politics, but you can’t deny that he did transform professional wrestling. Anyway, they say he knew the end was near and he was trying to reach out to folks to make amends, say his peace, clear the air and, I suppose, give a few people a few "Fuck Yous". I wonder what his regrets were? What was left on his “bucket list”?

Q.) Hey Bull, what does your bucket list look like?

A.) Hmmm, that's a great question, my wrestling bucket list is as follows:

1.) I really want to be the center of a bukkake scene where I'm just getting spooged on by all these hot, sweaty heels, jobbers, boxers and MMA practitioners. They are holding my head up, perhaps fishhooking me while I'm paralyzed in a camel clutch; and I'm just taking it all to the extent that my eyes are burning and it looks like a fertility clinic blew up in my face.

2.) Master the elusive language of the Jobber. These guy mumble, slur their words, recoil when struck such that it is so hard to understand them sometimes.

3.) I want to take a bodybuilder who is shredded and jacked and go to town on their bricks (their abdominal muscles) and truly see if I can break them. Let's say this would be a 20 minute intense session and I can throw anything at them including play tools in my arsenal.

4.) Bust a guy open until he has a crimson colored face and just keep working the opening and let the blood gush out. Slap him around such that he's groggy and unable to defend himself.

5.) Meet up with a trained martial artist that is lethal at throwing brutal kicks with a high degree of accuracy. I’d like to see how much punishment I could take until I begged for mercy,

6.) I would like to administer some devastating heart punches to a beefy guy and have him drop to the ground in front of me while he simultaneously wriggles in pain at my feet,

7.) Witness a pro wrestler take a face/hero opponent, someone's brother, son, husband, dad, etc. and have him get totally squashed in front of his family such that the little kids present to cheer their family member on quickly realize their shouts of joy are slowly transforming into gasps of concern and horror at the beating unfolding in front of their eyes.

8.) Be placed in a sleeper hold with continuous pressure yet methodically easing me into and out of consciousness to prolong the experience and see how long I could last. Then we would do the same thing with leg scissors as my hands blindly seek out to attempt to dislodge the beefy calves that are owning me.

9.) I'd like to see a squash match with a young newbie wrestler is getting piledriven repeatedly by a tag-team of relentlessly brutal heels. I'm talking like 10 piledrivers between them. The stretcher is brought out and the opponent is broken.

So, what’s in your wallet? I mean, what’s on your wrestling bucket list????? 🤔