Robin-hearts's blog

It's been a while since my last pro wrestling match but I was fortunate enough to meet up with the great NYCJobber recently, here's how it went! 

We sized each up in the beginning, NYCJobber was wearing his blue luchador mask, blue briefs and blue stockings, I was wearing my new pink luchadora mask, red bikini briefs, pink stockings and arm coverings. NYC is much bigger then me, but that didn't intimate me, I too the initiative and there some quick strikes to his ribs and thew him down, using my agility and element of surprise to gain an early advantage. 

I didn't let up in him one bit, going between stretching his arms and legs, getting him in a head lock and going for constant strikes to the midsection and head to soften him up. I even literally rubbed my early advantage in his face with my briefs 😂, pounding away at his vulnerable gut while his face was smothered with my behind.

Unfortunately, what happened next took me completely by surprise and I guess it was my fault for letting my early lead get to my head, stupid 🙄. I felt a heard smack against the back of my head, immediately seeing stars, then another, then another! Before I knew it I fell to the side, completely out of my senses. "OOOOF!! OOOOF!! OOOOF!!" I let out as the air was punched out of my unsuspecting stomach, leaving me coughing and gasping for air 😮‍💨

NYCJobber then went between stretching me out, chocking me, beating my gut and pile-driving into oblivion 😵‍💫. Next thing I knew I was old cold, barely conscious. I think I remember his balls in my face, and him ripping my bikini briefs off. It makes sense because when I came to, I was only wearing my thong underwear, however, before the match I was wearing a green gstring and then I was in a pink thong. He must have stripped me naked and put in one of my other thongs! How embarrassing 😣

NYCJobber worked me over good, pile-driving me then beating my gut breathless 🥵 never letting up, never letting me recover. I was sore, out of breath and dazed. NYC finished the match by choking me out, completely defeating me 🥺. 

It was such a humiliating loss ..I knew I had him in the beginning but he turned the tables quick and made good use of brutal pile-drivers and good work if my weak stomach 😮‍💨. 

To the victor goes the spoils though, and NYC had his way with me, keeping me weak, lifting me up in the air with devastating upper cuts to my midsection and using my throat as his personal servicer 🥵. 

I was completely and totally defeated, another humiliating loss...but a fare fight is a fare fight and I have to hand it to NYCJobber, he knows how to finish a fight. 

I'll be back for more though, that's for sure, and I look forward to our next match! I'll be sure to hit the gym more and strengthen my core to prepare and maybe he won't get so lucky next time around ;)