Tired of the same old dating scene? So am I. I'm looking for a guy who isn't afraid to get a little dramatic. I'm talking about the kind of guy who can throw a witty verbal barb and knows how to make a truly epic entrance—or exit. I want someone to have a playful, over-the-top, totally theatrical catfight with me. Think less "Real Housewives" and more "Dynasty" or a classic telenovela. A little hair-pulling (lightly!), a lot of dramatic gasps, and maybe a slap that's just for show. We'll fight over the last slice of pizza, the remote, or the imaginary affections of a soap opera star.

But beneath all the drama, I'm hoping to find something real. A guy who can laugh at himself, who enjoys a good movie night (post-catfight, of course), and who knows how to be a true partner. Someone who's as passionate about life as he is about our ridiculous squabbles. If you're ready to embrace the theatrics, bring the drama, and maybe find something a little more serious along the way, send me a message. Let's see if we're a match made in melodramatic heaven.